The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
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ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
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Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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