So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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