She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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