Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
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I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
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I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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