D3 body, D1 cock
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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