I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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