The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
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