i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
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Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
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I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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