there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
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I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
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So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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