Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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