I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
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you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
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I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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