ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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