I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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