I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
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Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
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I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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