girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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