Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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