We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
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