he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
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We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
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Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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