i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
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I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
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I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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