dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
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I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
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Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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