Kiss
Puke
There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
false alarm. still invincible.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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