i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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