Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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