1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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