Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
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