He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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