Your dad touched me again.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
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A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
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The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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