hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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