No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
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Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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