Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
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Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
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Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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