It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
He better not be in your backpack
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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