im about as happy as oj after his trial
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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