Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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