so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize