And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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