I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
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According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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