If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
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sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
When did we convert life to cartoon?
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There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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