Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
do herpes really smell.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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