erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
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