I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
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worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
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I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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