Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
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I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
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I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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