My brain says no but my pants say off.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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