Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
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just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
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Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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