we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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