for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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