Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
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The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
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i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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