stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
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Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
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People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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