So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
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I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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