i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
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So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I need a burrito and a hug.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
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Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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