I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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