if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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