if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
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You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
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It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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