How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
wakey wakey hands off snakey
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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