the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
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We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
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Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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