I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
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You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
You need a sexual gate keeper
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I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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